the absolute truth about Unicorns
Unicorns think of horses as “wannabes”.
Unicorns are all about breaking rules and doing the impossible.
I made a gif… now all bets are off. Be back soon. : )
There is a High Council of Unicorns but they have never met, because there has never been a need.
It’s a universal truth amongst Unicorns that MTV’s “The Real World” really lost its edge after the Hawaii season.
Never trust a Unicorn with a mask, baseball bat, or a switchblade. Also, they’re dangerous with a gun.
Unicorns always stop at red lights, even if it’s 2:00 in the morning and no one is around.
Unicorns are never angered. If one chooses to battle a Unicorn, the Unicorn will shed a single tear. Once this tear hits the ground, it transforms itself into the solid form of a gumdrop, which the enemy is unexplainable tempted to consume. After consumption, the enemy is immediately filled with feelings of love and world peace.
Unicorns are the reasons dinosaurs are extinct.
If you could make a suit out of Unicorn hairs, you would never be hot or cold again.